- You are a conducter on a train and a man walks in with a suit case. You open the suit chase and you see lots and lots of 20 dollar bills. How old is the conducter?
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- What do monsters have for dinner?
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- What does a cat eat for breakfast?
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- What do you call a sleeping bull?
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- How can you tell a elephant is always ready to swim?
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- Why did the snail cross the road?
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- What do you do with a dead chemist?
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- In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple does appear, No doors are there to this stronghold- Yet thieves break in and steal the gold. What is this place?
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- Protected by warriors, sharp swords gleaming, within their castle, waves of soldiers streaming, guarded 'gainst all with ferocity and hate, yet stolen from them by quirk of fate, imprisoned in darkness and left to rot, the blades of my defenders all came to naught, my revenge I shall have, and this I do know, for in darkness I gained the power to lay a man low. Come, brave warrior! Tempt the fates! For here I am now, right beside your plates. What are we?
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- How many letters are in the alphabet?
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